moments

Little fta sitting down for dinner with his cousin

Cousin: I want to say a prayer. You want to say a prayer?
Little fta: No.


Watching Last Comic Standing

Comic Try-out (paraphrased): The debate between evolutionary scientists and intelligent design is totally unbalanced. The evolutionists are saying things like, "Nuclear fusion reactions in the sun's core fuse hydrogen into helium*." While the intelligent design side says, "That's a good point. But the sun feels like a warm hug...from Jesus."
FTA and Mr. FTA: laugh
Mother-in-law: Uncomfortable sigh


Uncle-in-law: Boy, it sure is great to see you guys. But you live so far away.
FTA: Yeah, it is a bit far.
Uncle-in-law: genially You know, that's a choice to live so far away from Utah.
FTA: pointedly Yes, it is.
Uncle-in-law: Oh.

Looking at this picture, entitled While Emma Sleeps


Mr. FTA: Check it out.
FTA: Whatever. Such a fantasy. What was he really doing while Emma slept?
Mr. FTA: She needs to be about 14 or 15. That'd be more accurate.
Both: laugh cynically
Mother-in-law: overhearing part of the conversation What about 14 or 15?


*Thanks, wikipedia.org