Sunday, March 30, 2008

baptisms for the dead, part 2

Continued from baptisms for the dead, part 1...

The interview went well enough. I dressed up in my Sunday clothes, a dress I hated. But then, I hated all dresses. Just was not my thing. An interview with a member of the bishopric, though, required dressing up. It's how it was done, especially in my family.

Over at the church, I sat on the old orange couch in the foyer, my hands planted under my legs as I stared at the red-orange industrial carpet. Brother Hicks, the executive secretary, called my name and escorted me into the bishop's office. I was especially shy as a kid, so "don't speak until you are spoken to" was easy enough for me. Actually, adults had a hard time getting me to answer at all. But these were questions I had to answer, and answer correctly, without guilt on my face, if I wanted the temple recommend to go do baptisms.

I answered simple "yes"es and "no"s to all the right questions, the ones about faith and belief, the ones about behavior and abstinence and attendance. Easy stuff, for me. I'd read the Book of Mormon and believed it was "true." I thought Joseph Smith was a prophet and had restored the True Church and the Priesthood. I'd never even been offered alcohol or cigarettes, let alone try them. Sex was beyond my realm of imagination; I hadn't so much as held a boy's hand. Had he asked me about masturbation (had he thought girls did that), I wouldn't have known what the heck he was talking about.

The bishop signed the card, but kept it for my Beehive leader, so she would just have all of them in one place on the big day.

The next week, I zipped up my coat over my dress, and met the rest of the youth at the church parking lot for the carpool. Several of us piled into Sister Brown's car, excited and acting like any 12 year olds would: giggly and silly and downright untemple-like. Sister Brown quickly scolded us and began a serious lecture about how to act when about to visit the most sacred House of the Lord. Not only should we keep all conversation to a whisper, but we shouldn't talk about worldly things--which boy was the cutest and what outfit we'd be wearing to school tomorrow. Lots of jewelry was inappropriate, as was too much make-up, perfume, and bright nail polish. None of this bothered me, since I didn't wear any of that girly stuff anyway, but some of the other girls got a little uncomfortable recognizing how they were dressed and done up.

A reverent calm came over us after the lecture, and we sat a little more quietly for the ride to the Provo temple, 10 minutes away. Still, we were a group of girls, and the chit-chat started again. As we approached, I thought about how, well, ugly, the Provo temple was. I was pretty sure I shouldn't think of a temple as ugly, though, so I tried to think instead about how my parents got married there.

Once inside--the first time inside a temple!--I attempted a glance around, but we were hurriedly ushered to the left of the main foyer, and down a flight of stairs. I knew this is where the baptisms took place, in the basement. After Sister Brown showed an old man in white the list of our names and recommends, he waved us through a hall to a room.

This room had several wooden benches in it, all facing a large glass window. Through this window, I looked for the first time on the baptismal font, a hot tub-sized pool resting atop twelve golden oxen (representing the twelve tribes of Israel, I had been told). Men sat on either side of the font, above it, on a balcony, all of them in white jumpers. Two of these men worked at a computer console. It seemed oddly out of place. Two groups of youth in white clothes sat behind and to the side of them, girls on the left, boys on the right.

Off this main room were other rooms as well, but I couldn't tell their purpose. Sister Brown gathered us like a mother hen over to one of the rooms, full of white jumpers on hangers. An old lady helped us pick out jumpers in our sizes. Next, we were off to the girls' dressing room. Inside, we were pointed to yet another white-haired woman who stood in front of a large closet of white underclothes. While I was still processing what was happening, I heard another one of the girls list her pantie and bra size.

Oh, no! I was mortified. At twelve, I had already started wearing a bra, but only a training sports bra, and that only because my mom knew I'd be embarrassed in the PE locker room if I had no bra at all. And here was my fellow Beehive, a B since she was 10, and she never let me forget it, either. What size should I ask for? I didn't even know! What a nightmare. Too quickly, it was my turn, and when I couldn't get anything out of the mouth on my burning red face, the temple worker was kind enough to gently help me out with a negative triple A. Or whatever. I wasn't paying attention, just get me out of here already.

The next step was to change into our whites, and thankfully there were individual stalls with locking doors to give us privacy. I changed, put my clothes in a small locker within the stall, and locked it with the key. The key had a safety pin on it, and as I emerged from the stall, I saw the other girls were pinning the key just under the zipper on their jumpsuits. So the weight of the water doesn't pull the jumper open in the font--in front of the boys. I couldn't imagine much worse that having my clothes come open at the chest in front of the deacons in the ward. [Shudder.]

But then I heard the girls talking, and, yes, something could be worse. We were in white clothes and about to be dunked repeatedly in water. The boys will be able to see right through to our bra and panties! There wasn't much we could do about it, either, except get that towel around us as quickly as possible after coming out of the water. That, and imagine that only the boys virtuous enough to avert their eyes politely were the ones we wanted to date someday.

Once we were dressed, we nervously walked barefoot through the locker room, past the showers, and into the font area. There, we were directed to sit on a bench behind the font and wait our turns. The boys from our ward were on the opposite bench, to our left. They were goofing off. In the temple. How immature.

My turn came, and I gingerly stepped down the few stairs into the font, careful not to slip. Everyone was watching. The man in the font doing the baptisms, Mike, a guy from the ward about to go on his mission, helped me down. I got into position, standing in chest-deep water, facing a blue monitor, which sat just above the water to the side of the font. On the screen were the words for the baptism, so Mike could just read them off and not try to speak the words from memory. It was important to say the exact words, or the ordinance didn't count, and we'd have to do it all over again. Same if any part of my body or any strand of hair didn't get immersed completely--that's a do-over. My brother had been baptized twice when he was eight, because his toe had popped up. I secretly wished that had happened to me; I imagined there was something special about being baptized twice, like it washed away the sins even better.

Here in this baptismal font, I was about to be baptized for some dead women, enabling them to receive the necessary ordinance so they could progress from the spirit prison where they were, onto spirit paradise. I had heard stories about people performing baptisms for the dead, and seeing or feeling the presence of spirits, people they were being baptized for. The spirits came to witness their own vicarious baptisms, or to thank the person who got the ordinance done for them. Part of me hoped I would see some of the spirits, or at least feel them. But part of me was scared; seeing spirits might creep me out. I wasn't sure, and I wasn't sure if I had the faith to see them anyway. So I kept the idea to myself. And kept my eyes peeled.

Mike raised his right arm, elbow bent. Reading from the screen, he read, "Sister FTA, having been commissioned of Jesus Christ, I baptize you for and on behalf of Mary Klein, who is dead, in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost, amen." After a bit of confusion, we got our arms interlocked into position, with my fingers plugging my nose, and he immersed me completely under the water, and pulled me up again. The water was heavy on top of me, but not too cool, and the jumper pulled me down. Just as I was about to panic, I was out of the water, trying to regain my footing. He immediately started to repeat the prayer, this time with a different woman's name, and I was in the water again. I tried to pay attention to the screen to note the women's names, birth years, and birth places; I felt a special bond with them, being the person who played so significant a role in their salvation. I went down and up twenty times before it was the next person's turn.

I started up the steps out of the water, feeling the soaked, now see-through jumper cling to my body in all the wrong places. Mercifully, Sister Brown had anticipated this and was waiting just at the top of the stairs with a towel, which she draped over my back. She escorted me back past the girls, and into the shower area of the dressing room. Only shower curtains blocked the shower from anyone coming in or going out, and I felt embarrassed and worked as quickly as I could to get out of my wet clothes. But my dry clothes were secured back in the stall, so I was given a "shield" to wear as I walked back to change. The shield was basically a large square of white cloth with a hole cut in the middle for my head to poke through. I pulled my head through the hole, and tried as well as I could to hold the open sides closed all the way back to my stall.

Once dressed, my hair brushed but still wet, I was given yet another set of white clothes, this time to take part in confirmations--the ordinance done just after baptism that confirms the neophyte a member of the church and gives them the gift of the Holy Ghost. I was led into another room off the main room, and into a small cubicle, where two men in white jumpers sat around a chair. Their chairs were built specifically for this; they were like bar stools, with a crossbar elbow rest, so they could easily keep their arms up to put on the youths' heads, for blessing after blessing. I sat in the chair, and folded my hands in my lap. Both men placed their hands on my head (they were heavy hands) and one spoke the prescribed prayer, again saying my name, then inserting the name of a different dead woman each time. Between each time, they lifted their hands off my head, then placed them back down, making a clear distinction between each confirmation.

Finally, my part was done, and I only had to wait in the wooden benches while everyone else finished up. The others with me watched the people in the font, and chatted amongst themselves about this and that. Hopes that the boys didn't see through their jumpers; news that Paul had a crush on Suzie; gossip about who thought who was cute.

Once we were all gathered together, we headed back up the steps. When I left through the temple doors and back outside, I was surprised to find it was dark, and the ground was covered in snow. I had completely lost track of outside; inside had been so warm, so peaceful and filled with the Spirit. (Also, it had been windowless.) It was a little bit of a let down to go back into The World.

For a while, though, I had been inside. I had tasted a little bit of heaven, and I was eager to go back.

It occurred to me only halfway through writing this post that I would have never written down these details as a faithful Mormon. All goings-on in the temple are kept quite private, from personal feelings and reactions to actual ordinances and protocol. Mormons say this is because the temple is sacred, and it was to me. Writing about the baptisms and confirmations so openly would only confirm my status as an apostate. Keeping them secret only makes outsiders all the more curious and suspicious, and the rumors wild. Writing out my experience, I want to show my mundane interactions (talking about boys; worry about bra sizes and wet whites) in the midst of what I understood as my "sacred, spiritual experience." It was both grounded and sublime, as is much of Mormonism.

Thanks to Meg for reminding me about the bra and panties anguish.


KingM said...

I laughed at the juxtaposition of the childish worries with the comment about the "immature" boys. It's funny that everyone in the church expects you to be all grown up, and yet doesn't trust you with anything.

Nayana Anthony said...


Thanks, FTA.

[kɹeɪ̯g̊] said...

This brings back a lot of memories. As I was thinking about doing baptisms as a young kid, I cannot ever remember any girls being there. I'm sure there were, but being gay, I was even then fixated on all the cute boys. I clearly remember feeling so incredibly guilty that even in the Temple Of The Lord TM, I was sinful enough to be attracted to and have impure thoughts about the other boys - especially in the changing room and showers.

Oh, and not so long ago, a couple of years or so, I would have never written anything about the temple either - and would probably have felt guilty reading what you just posted. Interestingly enough, I didn't even think that what you were writing was anything out of the ordinary until you called attention to the mormon prohibition against discussing anything in the temple outside of the temple. It didn't even occur to me until then that it could be considered wrong or apostate to write those things.

Its amazing how drastically one's perceptions can change over time.

However, now that I think about it, I actually never really associated the baptisms/confirmations for the dead with the secrecy due the endowment, etc. stuff. It actually seems to me that because the baptisms for the dead are essentially the same as the living, public ordinance, it wasn't something to be kept secret and doesn't/didn't have the same stigma as the other temple stuff.

Rebecca said...

I totally don't remember the bra and panties ordeal. Actually I'm quite sure they didn't do that - I'm almost positive I wore my own because that would have FREAKED ME OUT and I'm sure I would have remembered it. I was in Los Angeles, so who knows - maybe they just did it differently.

And FYI, I was totally one of those B at 10 girls, and I was ALWAYSALWAYSALWAYS jealous of the flat girls, and completely embarrassed about my size. Just so you know it sucks on both sides.

Meg said...

Oh, the memories. I remember one time going to do baptims and they had us do confirmations first and then baptisms, so we only had to wear one white jumpsuit. Imagine how must waste through double amounts of laundering with all that changing going on when done the regular way!!

That also took me back to my own baptism at age 8. I wanted to be baptized in a pretty dress, and was really angry that I had to wear an ugly jumpsuit. For a while I told my parents that I didn't want to get baptized at all if I had to wear one of those ugly things. The frumpy clothing just goes to show how mundane a ritual it is.

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Becca said...

this is just fascnating. my church had nothing secret (sorry, sacred) so it seems so boring in comparison

from the ashes said...

KingM- Yes, we were every bit as immature as the boys, of course!

nayana & becca- I'm happy to explain the "sacred/secret" to you. It's really just mundane ritual, not much different that praying for people in purgatory (is that the Catholic place for people who haven't quite made it to heaven?). There are other accounts online, too, if you are interested in knowing more.

kreig- Well, of course you would only remember the boys, lol! At least there were private, individual stalls, right?

I think you are right that the baptisms weren't as "sacred/secret" and weren't to be talked about, like the endowment, etc were. The endowment, of course, has the bits where people actually covenant not to reveal the signs, tokens, and names. That's actually the only part that we CANNOT talk about (and I have freely broken those covenants, but I "do not sell my tokens for money," I give them away for free, lol). But I think a lot of people extend the "don't talk about it" to most or all of the rest of the temple goings-on, no?

Rebecca- Hearing various people's stories over on FLAK (I started a thread there about this), different temples did it differently. Some people remember one-piece underwear, some people brought their own. I would guess that smaller temples had you bring your own underwear? I'm sure some people brought their own to Provo, too, but Meg reminded me of the bra ordeal, and I couldn't resist putting it in my story. It's nice to hear someone was jealous of the flat girls, lol--my friend certainly lorded her size over me.

meg- We did the confirmations first sometimes, too. Makes it easier. I had to wear a really ugly terry cloth dress for my baptism. Ugh. My friend's parents bought her a frilly white dress, I was so jealous. But my parents wanted me to focus on the baptism itself, and not get caught up in the dress (so worldly!)

[kɹeɪ̯g̊] said...

There were private stalls for changing, but not for showering. Just one big open gym-type shower.

As for the the names/tokens, I honestly don't even remember any of the names that I was given for endowments, or even my own name. They were all pretty weird.

But I think a lot of people extend the "don't talk about it" to most or all of the rest of the temple goings-on, no?

Maybe. I think it just depends on how dogmatic the person is. Lots of my friends (good Mormon ones, no less) have no compunction on mentioning stuff from the temple (not the signs, tokens, etc. but anything else, really), whereas others (like my parents), won't say a single thing except "The celestial room was soooo peaceful...", but never said anything even after I had gone through and was familiar with the whole thing. Its really variable in my experience.

Mai said...

This whole thing is just too weird.

NOW HEAR THIS: IF ANYBODY TRIES TO BAPTISE ME, ALIVE OR DEAD, I PROMISE TO SEND ALL SEVEN OF MY BROTHERS, LIVING OR DEAD, TO TORMENT THEM. Not forever, I'm not that mean. And brothers have other things to do, I'm sure. I want to go home to Vaheguru, not be a funky goddess in some funky god's funky harem.

from the ashes said...

mai- While I would love to see 7 turbaned, bearded men visit me, I wouldn't want their wrath visiting my house! Not that I would ever baptize anyone for the dead (anymore--I've repented, lol).

Mai said...

Actually only five are turbaned, six have/had beards, but those five would be carrying full-sized metre long kirpans, not the shorter ones usually carried as everyday articles of faith, ready to defend the honour of their baby sister.

I would make a funky, funky goddess, though, eh?